I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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