Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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