Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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