Where are you?
In a non slutty way
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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