You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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