nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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