I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I know her cup size but not her name....
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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