I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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