After last night, I could never be a politician.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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