Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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