i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do vagina's smell?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think people are normalizing furries
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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