she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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