gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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