so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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