you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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