what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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