I can't breathe out the right side of my face
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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