Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Did you just see the Batmobile???
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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