Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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