he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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