He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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