oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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