Just cropdusted the office
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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