Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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