last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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