I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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