Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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