if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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