What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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