your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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