Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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