Duck Duck Cougar?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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