He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I party with great urgency now.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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