He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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