Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo

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(971): View more from Oregon

I have two black x marks on my hands.

(503): View more from Oregon

Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'

(971): View more from Oregon

damnit I wish I could remember that.

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.

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(207): View more from Maine

Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?

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(785): View more from Kansas

you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!

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