no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
