do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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