Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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