Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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