is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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