Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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