i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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