I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
What a dumb baby whore.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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