I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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