Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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