we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Randomize
