It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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