What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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