hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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