just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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