On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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