using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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