Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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