i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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