ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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