I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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