I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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