I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Randomize
